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What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

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Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."

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A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

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I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

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