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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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A young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while the husband said, "Do you happen to remember your wedding vows from when we got married?"

His bride replied: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."

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I had amnesia once...

... or maybe twice.

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A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.

"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure," the doctor said. "You have way too much time on your hands."

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