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The Metric System
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Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”

Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”

Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!

Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Vowel Problem
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1st man: "I think my Doctor has a vowel problem."

2nd man: "Don't you mean bowel problem?"

1st man: "No, it's the vowels. He changed the spelling of the Hippocratic Oath to Hippocritic and not only that, every time I visit his office I have to sign an IOU before He will see me."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "David F Richeson" |
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Definition of Jury
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What is the definition of the word 'jury'?

Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The Job Interview
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Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "detour00" |