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$50.00 won 8 votes

I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

8 votes

posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A woman was talking to a co-worker, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything away, I am always going around the house cleaning up after him."

The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'"

The first woman asked, "Did it help?"

Her co-worker replied, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
5 votes

As Mr. Aging was browsing through an old newspaper, he read aloud to his wife a news item about men losing their memory cells faster than women do.

"It must be true," she said. "That's the second time you've read that article to me."

5 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 12 votes

Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her current flame.

Her friend ask: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?"

Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but if he ever tells the truth I will break his neck!"

12 votes

posted by "maryjones" |