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$50.00 won 8 votes

My wife is incredibly smart.

When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”

She already knew it was me.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"

Me: "That’s when I went to Yale..."

Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired."

Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our employees, dishes like “Sally's Chicken” after our maitre d who gave us the recipe, and “Rod’s Ribs” after a waiter who had his personal style of barbecue.

One evening after rereading the menu, I broke with this tradition and changed the description of the special we had named after our chef.

Despite her skills and excellent reputation, somehow I didn’t think an entrée named “Salmon Ella” would go over big with our customers.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"

Patient: “Good new please!”

Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |