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Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "CMatthewC" |
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying:

"Dr Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The journey of a thousand miles...

Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me either...

Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |