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Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."

Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."

Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"

Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."

9 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
5 votes

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25... there's no 'L'...

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Dick Drury" |
$8.00 won 11 votes

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"

Replied the second, "You know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work? Well, my foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

3 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |