A male brain and a female brain were for sale at a scientist convention.
Which brain was more expensive?
The male brain was more expensive because it had never been used.
My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.
I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.
She then hugged me.
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?