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If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...
How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?
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My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.
She then wrote "I love you" on it.
Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!
Two people walk into a gas station.
The first one says, "These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!"
The second replies, "It doesn't affect me at all. I always put in just $20 worth."
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