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$5.00 won 10 votes

Artist: "This is my very latest painting. I call it 'Builders at Work'... it's very realistic."

Friend: "But they really aren't at work."

Artist: "Of course, that's the realism."

10 votes

posted by "Everleigh" |
$7.00 won 11 votes

During the recent winter Olympus the leading downhill skier. was told he had a temperature.

"How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know.

"A hundred and one..."

"What's the world record?"

11 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

8 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

9 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |