Latest Jokes

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on...

After the seventh order, the bartender stops and says, “You fellas ought to know your limits!”

Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.

One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."

If you were in the Apple store when a robbery occurred...

Does that make you... an iWitness?!?!

So many items are no longer made in America...

I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”...

I don’t even know where that is!