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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on...

After the seventh order, the bartender stops and says, “You fellas ought to know your limits!”

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Two pumpkins in the pumpkin patch were discussing what they wanted to be for Halloween.

One said he wanted to be a Jack-O Lantern, "... but I don't know if I can make the cut."

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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If you were in the Apple store when a robbery occurred...

Does that make you... an iWitness?!?!

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
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So many items are no longer made in America...

I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”...

I don’t even know where that is!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |