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A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six.

“I think,” the mother said to the principal, “that he can pass the six-year-old test.”

“We’ll see,” replied the principal. Then to the child, the principal said, “Son, just say a few words that come to your mind.”

“Do you want logically connected sentences,” asked the child, “or purely irrelevant words?”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
3 votes

Four priests in New York went golfing wearing typical "golfer" outfits. After a while, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?"

Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
6 votes

The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a "Contract" for returning the books on time.

Her first student was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.

The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.

Before the librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, "The other librarian we had could write..."

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posted by "Tomaso" |
3 votes

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and".

After a while, he grew bored and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?"

"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."

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posted by "HENNE" |