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Favorite this joke Two people went to the train station and as soon as they reached the station they found the train was just leaving so they started chasing the train, One of them managed to climb aboard and left.
The other guy started laughing so hard. When asked why he was laughing that he got left behind, he said, "The reason I'm laughing is because the guy who got on the train was just escorting me!"
A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet.”
“Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal.
He replies, “Two weeks.”
A New Yorker noticed a guy in a cowboy hat and boots standing and staring at Niagara Falls.
Figuring he must be a Texan he walks up beside him and says, "I bet you don't have anything like that in Texas do ya?"
The Texan replied, "No sir, we don't. But, we have a plumber in Waxahachie that can fix it!"
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...
I was like 0mg!
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