Overheard at the race track...
Bettor: “I’m betting on a horse that is 20 to 1 and I can’t lose.
Friend: “What do you mean 'you can’t lose’?”
Bettor: “I can’t lose, the horse is starting at 20 to 1 and the race doesn’t start till 1.”
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Pshark1998 : voted
Lumbergranny : voted
Egbert : voted
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
S.Sovetts : ha ha voted
Benjones : voted
barber7796 : another good one, should be a money machine