Peggy Profile



User Details

Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 2
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, "Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?"

"No, not a grapefruit."

"Is she shaped like an orange?"

"Um no, not an orange."

"Is she shaped like an egg?"

Man's face lights up, "Yes, that's it! Like a fried egg!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Peggy" |