Someone stole my car last night.
But before I called the police I had a thought.
"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"
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The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten.
"Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?"
"On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.
Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased.
"Johnny," she said, "if you wanted to go to the park with your friends, why didn't you come and ask me first?"
"Because," Johnny replied, "I wanted to go to the park with my friends."