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After smattering a bazillion flying insects on his Jeep windshield, Harvey came to a stoplight. That very moment another sacrificial bug arrives —
“Mr. Harvey, I beg of you... spare my life and I’ll wash your windshield every day for a year!”
"Nah, I don’t think so," states Harvey.
“Why the heck not?” responds the bug.
‘Well, it’s my wife’s car, and she could use the exercise.”
A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused it?"
"Poisonous mushrooms." she replied.
"I see," replied the inspector. "And how did your third husband die?"
"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?"
Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40."
Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I would like you to add your favorite numbers together."
Little Johnny: "Uhm, uh... actually, a couple of numbers I really like are 4 and 1."
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