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The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"

"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that they didn't do services like that for animals.

The man asked who would and the preacher suggested that the Methodist church up the road would probably give the dog a funeral service.

The man asked, "Preacher, do you think $5,000 would be enough payment for the dog's funeral?"

The preacher relied, "Dearest sir, why didn't you tell me that your dog was a Baptist?"

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.

"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"

I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'"

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posted by "merk" |
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During a terrible snowstorm a St. Bernard was sent out with his usual keg of brandy to find a lost hiker.

Two hours later, the dog came back to the rescue center with his little barrel empty and a note tucked under his collar; curious, the chief took the note, revealing it to say, "Enjoyed the brandy. Next time, could you please send a double?"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |