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Favorite this joke I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...
Is when they find a head out on the highway.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone...
So I threw it in the pool.
Woman customer, pointing to a roast: "Excuse me, sir, but is this meat tender?"
Butcher: "As tender as my heart."
Woman customer: "In that case, I'll take a pound of sausages instead."
Policeman: "Excuse me, sir, did you see a man in a long, black coat, carrying a briefcase pass by here a moment ago?"
Dopey Dan: "No."
Policeman, skeptical: "Did he tell you to say that?"
Dopey Dan: "Yes."
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