I said to my doctor, "I'm having serious problems with my memory."
He said, "Give me an example."
I said, "The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I'd parked my car."
He laughed and said, "That's nothing to worry about, we've all done that."
I said, "But I don't own a car."
My wife and I went to the dog park yesterday. There was an elderly lady trying to coax her resistant toy poodle to come to her.
Being one that doesn’t mind helping others I picked up the little critter and passed it over to her.
She scowled at me and scurried off. I mentioned to my wife the lady wasn’t very grateful.
My wife replied by saying, “Perhaps you shouldn’t have used the pooper scooper.”