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No offense, but I was raised to “take care of my husband”...

Wash his clothes, clean the house, wear gloves, get rid of the body, act really sad at the funeral.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

4 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?

Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.

Man: Why should I pay you so much?

Little boy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.

1 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.

The visiting hunter asked, ''When did you bag him?''

The host said, ''That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.''

''What's he stuffed with?'' asked the visiting hunter.

“My wife!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |