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A new paratrooper was struck by all the T-shirts on base emblazoned with the motto "Death from Above"...

Later he noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared "Death from Below"...

Then, standing in line for chow one day, he was served by an Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and yet another warning: "Death from Within"!

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I used to be in a band called The Hinges...

We opened for The Doors!

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I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Principal: "Johnny, no running in school. Now, just why are you in such a hurry?"

Little Johnny (out of breath): "Sir, I'm trying to keep two fellows from fighting!"

Principal: "Who are those fellows?"

Little Johnny: "Billy Jones and myself!"

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