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A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale.

When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, "The graffiti... someone wrote 'Pinocchio was here.'"

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posted by "Marty" |
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When I was 20, "What am I doing here?" was an important existential question.

Now that I am 66, "What am I doing here?" involves staring at an open refrigerator.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Your call is very important to us...

... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

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I called Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."

“That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?”

“I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "but if they were that would explain the suitcase.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |