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Favorite this joke A preacher at a Christian school, wanted to point out the proper behavior for church. He was trying to elicit from the youngsters, rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the preacher inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."
A man said to a long-haul truck driver, "I'd love to drive a big rig," I said, "but I'd worry about falling asleep at the wheel."
"Here's a tip to stay awake," he offered. "Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it out the window."
“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.
“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”
What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee.
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