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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' on the desktop so I wrote down 'click'."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class.

The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David."

The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary."

The third student got in up front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I am Presbyterian, and this is a casserole."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |