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Face Painting
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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.

You should have seen the Luke on her face!

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Half A Minute, Maybe
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My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed.

I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.

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CATEGORY Relationship Jokes
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Finally Made It To the Wonder Years
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I have finally made it to those wonder years you hear about while growing up.

I wonder where my glasses are...

I wonder where my car is parked...

I wonder where my cell phone is...

I wonder where my sunglasses are...

I wonder...

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Dinner and A Story
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A little known fact:

Aesop used to moonlight as a waiter in a small restaurant in his home city. While taking orders one day, he heard a diner call out, "Hey Aesop, can you tell us the story of The Elephant and the Squirrel?"

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't," Aesop replied. "That's not my fable."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |