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Woman customer, pointing to a roast: "Excuse me, sir, but is this meat tender?"

Butcher: "As tender as my heart."

Woman customer: "In that case, I'll take a pound of sausages instead."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Policeman: "Excuse me, sir, did you see a man in a long, black coat, carrying a briefcase pass by here a moment ago?"

Dopey Dan: "No."

Policeman, skeptical: "Did he tell you to say that?"

Dopey Dan: "Yes."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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After smattering a bazillion flying insects on his Jeep windshield, Harvey came to a stoplight. That very moment another sacrificial bug arrives —

“Mr. Harvey, I beg of you... spare my life and I’ll wash your windshield every day for a year!”

"Nah, I don’t think so," states Harvey.

“Why the heck not?” responds the bug.

‘Well, it’s my wife’s car, and she could use the exercise.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |