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Do you ever wonder...

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations.

The teacher pulled me aside. Whispering, she advised, "You might want to explain a little bit more to your daughter what you do for a living."

I work as a training consultant and often conduct my seminars in motel conference rooms.

When I asked why, the teacher explained, "Your daughter told the class she wasn't sure what you did, but said you got dressed real pretty and went to work at motels."

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posted by "merk" |
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Here's a great tip: On your way to bed, ring the doorbell.

That way, the dogs will get off the bed and that allows you time to get comfortable.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."

One of them said, "So will you."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |