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Favorite this joke A patient about to go in for surgery at a small hospital was very nervous. Noticing his concern, the head surgeon traipsed up to him and said, "Don't worry, in all of my experience as a surgeon, only one other patient has died."
"Really?" the patient replied, already beginning to feel a little reassured. "How many other patients have you had?"
"You're my second," the surgeon replied.
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When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.
A teacher was telling her class about the importance of dressing warmly in the winter, and to illustrate this, she told them the story of her neighbor's little boy.
"He went sledding without any coat, gloves, or hat," she said. "And ended up with a bad cold. Now, does anyone have any questions?"
A little boy in the back raised his hand. "Who's using his sled now?"
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