I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes...
I am raisin awareness!
My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.
My school had it’s own coroner.
We used to write essays like: “What I want to be IF I grow up...”
Werewolves of London.
A little boy found the old family Bible and started thumbing through the pages. As he was turning the yellowed pages, a pressed tree leaf fell out.
He exclaimed, "Hey, this must be where Adam and Eve left their clothes!"