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When I was a child, my parents used to always say "Pardon my French" after a swear word.

I'll never forget the first day of French, when my teacher asked us if any of us knew any French.

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.

He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"

After our brand-new washing machine broke down, my in-laws, my husband, and I were discussing how today’s appliances can’t compete with the quality of those made 50 years ago.

“Oh, yes,” agreed my mother-in-law, never a fan of housework. “Years ago they were built to last. I’ve still got the same iron from when we were first married, and there’s not a thing wrong with it.”

Dryly, my father-in-law added, "Well, yes, but it’s never been out of the box, dear."

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.