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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

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A man is walking through the forest when he discovers a gnome. “If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods.

He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to get married.”

“Why?” asked the man, smiling.

“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”

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posted by "Pshark1998" |
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Joe: "I still remember what my grandpa said when he kicked the bucket."

Moe: "What did he say?"

Joe: "He said, 'How far do you think I can kick this bucket?'"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Harry: "I've just discovered oil."

Harriet: "Oh, how wonderful, now we can afford a new car! Now, where did you find it?"

Harry: "Leaking from our old car."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |