Latest Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

My Uber driver really cares about my mental health.

Just this morning I got a message from him saying: “I’m here for you.”

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

It's the best thing for a hot dog.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.