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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"

I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."

He said: "Did he eat red meat?"

I said: "No, he minded his own business."

Two farmers were bragging about how effective each other's scarecrows were.

"My scarecrow is so scary," the first farmer said. "That it frightened every single crow off of my farm."

"I can top you on that," replied the second farmer. "My scarecrow scared the crows so much that they brought back all of the corn they stole last year."

I'm no cactus expert...

But I know a prick when I see one.