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College is really just kidnapping done backwards...

If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...

.... and not "griefcase."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Father is giving his son some life advice.

Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”

Son: “And what does that mean?”

Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”

Son: “And cautious?”

Father: “Never make any promises.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.

It thought there was something wrong with me.

It asked me if I had died.

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posted by "wadejagz" |