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I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.

They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.

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posted by "Marty" |
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The condemned man was waiting for his execution, when the priest arrived.

"My son, I came to bring the word of God to you."

"No thanks, Father. I'm going to talk to Him in a little while, personally. Any message?"

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posted by "Michel Polity" |
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A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.

She sees, "My Sin", "Desire", and "Ecstasy".

She says to the salesperson, "I don't want to get emotionally involved... I just want to smell nice."

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posted by "merk" |
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A barhopping fellow, four sheets to the wind, stumbles into a bar and declares "I'm buying everyone in the bar a drink! Line 'em up, bartender!"

So the bartender pours everyone a drink, and frivolity commences until the bartender says to that first guy, "OK, that'll be $210."

The drunk guy says, "I don't have that kind of money!"

The bartender throws him out. A few minutes later, the drunk staggers back into the bar. This time he says, "I'm buying everyone in this bar a drink! Except for you bartender, when you drink, you get nasty."

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posted by "Peter P." |