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What happened when two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident?

They were worried about the four casts.

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I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target and...

Long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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How are wives like hand grenades?

Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I had just become a Second lieutenant in The Marines when my mother and I were walking toward the Iwo Jima monument. We were about to cross the street when a truck was coming toward us. We jumped back out of the way.

The driver, a USMC Gunny Sergeant slowed down, leaned out the window, saluted and told mother, "Don't worry, I wouldn't hit an officer -- there's too much paperwork in it."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |