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Favorite this joke The pastor and one of his deacons were walking to parking lot on a frosty day after church. The deacon slipped on the walkway and fell flat on his back.
The pastor, after being assured that the deacon was not injured said, "Friend, sinners stand on slippery places."
The deacon looked up as if to assure himself of the fact said, "I see they do, but I can't."
The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, "I've had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I've ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?"
"Well," yawned the workman, "nobody can get tired as quick as I can."
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Let me guess, your only son?"
The captain of the ship called out, "Who is below?"
A boy answered, "Wayne, sir."
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing, sir."
"Is Tom there?"
"Yes," said Tom.
"What are you doing?"
"Helping Wayne, sir."
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