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Favorite this joke A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.
Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."
I tried cooking with wine for the first time.
After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.
A woman was talking to a co-worker, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything away, I am always going around the house cleaning up after him."
The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'"
The first woman asked, "Did it help?"
Her co-worker replied, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."
As Mr. Aging was browsing through an old newspaper, he read aloud to his wife a news item about men losing their memory cells faster than women do.
"It must be true," she said. "That's the second time you've read that article to me."
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