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I was invited to a wedding and when I get to the hotel, I realized there were two doors.
1st door it was Bride Relatives. 2nd door it was groom relatives.

So I decided to enter the groom's door and I found two door again.
1st Ladies. 2nd Men.

I entered men's Door and once again I found two doors.
1st people with gifts. 2nd people without gifts.

So I used to the 2nd door (people without gifts) and then I found myself outside the hotel.

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posted by "Mahlatse" |
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A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.

The doctor asked: "Do you drink to excess?"

The man replied: "I’ll drink to anything."

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A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.

“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.

“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”

“My wife.”

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jim Shaw" |