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It's not true that married men live longer than single men...

It only seems longer!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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One day a woman called an auto mechanic to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not busy now," he replied, "bring it right in."

A short time later the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit.

"Wow!" remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit."

She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia.

The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, "Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there."

"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |