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Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?

Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens.

Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible.

Lou: Wanna bet?

Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens?

Lou: That’s easy. The score of the Patriots vs the Rams game is going to be 0-0 BEFORE it happens.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.

The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”

She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”

He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Glen Rae" |
4 votes

Have you ever wondered...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |