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Favorite this joke Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...
The odds were against me.
The soldier asked for a furlough so that he might get married. "How long have you known this girl," the sergeant asked.
"A week."
"Why, my lad, that's not long enough. I suggest you wait a couple of months, and then, if you still want to get married I will approve the furlough."
Two months later the soldier was back, reminding the sergeant of his promise.
"So you still want to get married? I didn't think that a young man would stay interested in the same girl for a couple of months."
"I know, sir. But this isn't the same girl."
The defense attorney was cross-examining the attractive witness, leaned forward and thundered, "Where were you Monday night?"
"Automobile riding," replied the witness.
"What about Tuesday night?"
"Automobile riding."
"And what are you going to be doing tomorrow night?"
The prosecuting attorney leaped out of his chair protesting the last question. The judge, being a tolerant gentleman, "And why do you object?"
The prosecuting attorney drew himself up in righteous indignation, "Because I asked her first."
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