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“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”

“It’s May...”

“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can’t understand.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...

So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.

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posted by "Stuart Page" |