This past spring my church was flooded along with other places in the area. On the day back one of the Sunday School teacher decided to have a lesson on Noah and The Ark.
She asked the question: "Did you know that all the animals came on the ark in pairs?"
After some discussion, the teacher's fears were realizes as Little Johnny was waving his hand to be called on.
Little Johnny volunteered, "Teacher, all but the worms! They came on board in the apples."
Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"
Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"
Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"