What would you call a remake of TRON?
Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last job?"
Candidate: "There was a relocation."
Interviewer: "You moved?"
Candidate: "No, my company did. They just didn’t tell me where to."
A man was waiting for a bus. When the bus arrived he asked the driver, "How much for the bus?"
The the driver replied, "It's one dollar."
The man said, "Get everyone out of the bus, I'll take it!"
They really should stock ATM’s better.
I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.