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Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Little Johnny came home from school with a sofa slung across his back I'm and armchairs under his arms.

His father said, ”Little Johnny, I told you not to accept suites from strangers.”

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |