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2 votes

Bob: Hey Al, you know you owe me $500.

Al: Yes.

Bob: I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll forget half of the money.

Al: That’s perfect, I’ll forget the other half.

2 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
4 votes

Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.

"I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.

"How so?" his friend asks.

"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."

"And that wasn't love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was obsession. Then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."

"Was that love?"

"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere we met on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."

"Was that love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was seasickness."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

What do you call a game system with a tic tac stuck in it?

Mint Condition!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Joey B" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."

Mario: "Why?"

Judge: "It’s a fine."

Mario: "No itsa not!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |