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Favorite this joke To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
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I invented some new cookware...
But the critics panned it.
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What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?
"I have good news and bad news..."
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THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT...
- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!
- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.
- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.
- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.
- Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
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