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Favorite this joke In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.
Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...
I guess we are raised differently.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight and 2021...
The cowboy ordered a steak at a restaurant and it was served rare, very rare. He looked at it and ask that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.
The chef came out to inform him that the steak was cooked.
"Cooked? You call this cooked? I've seen cows hurt worse than this and they get well."
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