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My email password has been hacked again...

That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

3 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
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BARBER: (To a long-haired teenager) You're next.

TEENAGER: I'm not waiting for a haircut.

BARBER: What are you waiting for?

TEENAGER: Nothing. My Dad's looking for me and this is the last place in the world he would look.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Patsy Christian" |
2 votes

- You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year.
- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

- You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
- You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

- People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
- No longer content with merely photocopying your rear, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

- You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
- The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

The problem with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it...

It’s already too far to walk back!

3 votes

posted by "Kirkwood" |