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Choice of Words
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Him: "This article says women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words."

Her: "That's probably because a woman has to say everything twice."

Him: "...What?"

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CATEGORY Relationship Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Just Be Friends
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I was supposed to go out with this guy on Saturday night. On Saturday afternoon he called and said that he didn’t think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends.

So I hung up and called him back. He said, "Hello?"

I replied, "Hey, friend, it’s me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?"

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CATEGORY Relationship Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Memory Lane
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Two Steps Back
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Little Johnny turns up late for school one day and his teacher asks why.

Little Johnny responds, "It's snowing heavily outside, so every time I took one step forward, I slipped two steps back."

"Well, how did you make it to school then?"

Little Johnny sighs, "I got fed up, so I turned to go home."

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |