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As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.

When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.

"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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How do babies get their belly buttons?

When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"


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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The more I study,
The more I know.

The more I know,
The more I forget.

The more I forget,
The less I know.

So why study?

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My mother taught me about religion...

"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |