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A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!

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I once ate a dictionary...

Never again, I ended up with thesaurus throat I've ever had!

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After being widowed for a few years my sister recently remarried.

When I saw her I asked, "I'll bet your husband talks about his first wife?"

"Not anymore," she told me.

"Why not?"

"I began to talk about my next husband."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |