Latest Jokes

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong.

He told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back.

Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it?

Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!

Mr. Magic: I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.

Little Johnny: That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.