I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.
So I decided to take up FENCING.
My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
How do vampires start their letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."
I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.
The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.