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$6.00 won 2 votes

An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, "Why am I here?"

"For drinking," replies the officer.

"Great," says the man, "when do we start?"

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down.

“You know, Smith,” he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium.”

“Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,” Smith answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
3 votes

Several definitions you will only find in my dictionary:

Acoustic - what you use when you shoot pool
Alimony - the fee a woman charges when she loses your name
Banjo - don't invite Joseph
Caddy - lad who stands behind a golfer and doesn't see the ball either
Carbuncle - auto collision

3 votes

posted by "Ed ORorke" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |