Latest Jokes

"Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars."

"That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."

After a round of golf two guys, one a newlywed, were at the 19th hole talking about the recent marriage.

First golfer: "You say you are your wife's third husband?"

Newlywed: "No, I am her fourth husband."

First golfer: "Heavens man, you are not a husband, you are a habit."

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...

Today, it's called golf.

A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?"

The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?"

The little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."