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Be TRUE to your teeth...

Or they will be FALSE to you!

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posted by "Wisdom" |
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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I just NEED to vent, I have had enough!!! I'll never help anyone again...EVER!!! The other day it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing looked about froze out there in the cold. Couldn't even talk or move.

But the next morning he had just vanished. Not a word, no goodbye or even a thank you for sheltering him! The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks I get for being good to people???

I want to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a hat and scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks! Don't bring him into your house!! He will make a huge mess on the floor and then disappear!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...

I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!

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posted by "maryjones" |