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Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full.

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posted by "Heaven" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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posted by "Heaven" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |