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A man was arraigned for assault and battery and brought before the judge.

Judge: What is your name, occupation, and what are you charged with?

Prisoner: My name is Sparky, I am an electrician and I'm charged with battery.

Judge (after recovering his equilibrium): Officer, put this guy in a dry cell.

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posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

A friend of mine recently announced that he was going to marry a widow.

A member of the group indicated that he would not like being the second husband of a widow.

My friend replied, "I would rather be the second husband of a widow rather than the first."

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posted by "Benjones" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
7 votes

The client thumped his crutch on the ground as he confronted his lawyer. "Heavens, man, your bill is outrageous! You are taking three-fifths of my settlement. I never heard of such extortion."

"I furnished the skill, the eloquence and the necessary legal learning for your case," said the lawyer coolly.

"Yes," said the client, "but I furnished the case itself."

"Bosh," sneered the lawyer. "Anyone could fall down a deep hole."

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posted by "barber7796" |