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When your age and waist line intersect...

That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.

I ask her what she was doing?

She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "

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posted by "barber7796" |
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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The Priest was shaking hands after his sermon, My grandma said, "Reverend that was the longest sermon I've ever listened to, it was boring as well."

The Priest was surprised and I wanted to mend fences so I told him, "Father, pay no attention to her, she only repeats what she hears other people saying."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |