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A woman gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."

She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!"

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the woman and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

How do you know when you've really reached a mathematician's voice mail?

"The subscript you have dialed is syntaxed error at the moment, please rotate your calculator to 90 degrees and redial again."

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Jerry Jr" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

An accountant got out of bed one morning and complained that he had not slept a wink.

“Why didn’t you count sheep?” his wife asked.

“I did, and that’s what got me into trouble,” the accountant replied. “I made a mistake the first hour, and it took until this morning to correct it.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
4 votes

A cowboy was leading a flock of sheep down Main Street when he was ordered to stop by the town policeman.

“What’s wrong?” the cowboy asked. “I was just heading my ewes into a side street.”

“That’s the trouble,” the policeman replied. “No ewe turns permitted on Main Street!”

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |