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My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.

That darn clock has always been slow.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"

My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"

I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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Did you hear about Steve Harvey and his wife getting into an argument?

It was a Family Feud!

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posted by "Charlie E" |
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Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |