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I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...

But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
4 votes

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "Well, canceling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical. "I guess it was in our genes," he sighed.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Her sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Zaynudeen87" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

Little Johnny goes to the local Farm & Ranch store to buy bird feed.

The salesperson ask how many birds does he have?

Little Johnny replies, "None, I want to grow some."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |