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$10.00 won 5 votes

Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.

5 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"

He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
2 votes

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |