Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.
A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"
He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."
Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.
Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.
Boss - What time will you get here?
Me - Monday.
There will be a baby boom in 9 months...
And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!