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My New Years Resolution
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My New Years resolution is to start reading more...

So I enabled the subtitles on my TV.

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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When He Opens the Door
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...

It's either a new car or a new wife!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Child’s Birthday Wish
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Child: "Mom, may I have a bicycle for my birthday?"

Mom: "Will it make you behave any better if I do?"

Child: "No, but I’ll behave over a wider area."

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |
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Drinking Fluids
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Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"

Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |