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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

"About 3,000 miles!"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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Farmer to Customer: "Do you know how to tell the difference between a Georgia peach and a Great Northern peach?"

Customer: "No."

Farmer: "Their accent."

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posted by "Janice Marler" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes
 

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That's it! I can never remember that word."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |