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Favorite this joke What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
"About 3,000 miles!"
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Farmer to Customer: "Do you know how to tell the difference between a Georgia peach and a Great Northern peach?"
Customer: "No."
Farmer: "Their accent."
A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."
After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."
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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it! I can never remember that word."
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