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The new chairman, giving his acceptance speech at the annual meeting of a local society club indicated his concern...

"In most associations half the members do most of the work while the other half does nothing. Beginning today this will change. From this day forward this will be reversed!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Policeman: What are you looking for, Mister, did you lose something?

Man: Yes, I lost my watch.

Policeman: Where did you lose it?

Man: On Tenth Street.

Policeman: But this is Twelfth Street.

Man: I know. But when I dropped it, it was still running.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!”

“My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?”

“Sure beats me. I planted carrots.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"

"Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that locked since he's so particular about his notes."

"And surely you bought something for yourself too?"

"Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key."

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