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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

He didn't, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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In this fast-paced, modern world, it only takes a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.

However, when you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a bank or supermarket line to reassure yourself.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A well-dressed man approached a woman at a health food store and in a clipped British accent asked her exactly what she did with the tofu in her basket.

She said she normally puts it in the refrigerator, looks at it for several weeks and then throws it away.

The man replied, "That's exactly what my wife does with it. I was hoping you had a better recipe."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a bone."

"Are you choking?"

"No, I really did!"

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posted by "RS" |