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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why don't skeletons ever get mad?

Nothing gets under their skin.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |
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Do you know why the banana put aloe vera on its sunburn?

Because it was peeling.

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posted by "Rolley Marvel" |