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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
3 votes

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I don’t have a “dad bod”...

I have a father figure.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |