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I invented some new cookware...

But the critics panned it.

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |
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What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?

"I have good news and bad news..."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT...

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!

- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.

- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.

- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!

- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.

- Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why will everyone be seeing more clearly next year?

Cause it will be 2020!

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posted by "Bonnie Ruest" |