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One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool."

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of someone signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

Compare a complex sentence to a cat...

Cats have claws at end of paws.

Complex sentence has a pause at the end of a clause.

3 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish.

The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.

Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

A sign outside of a hotel read:

"Help! We need inn-experienced people!"

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |