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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?

Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "CoachLeftwich" |
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My young daughter was wearing a beat up old watch a friend had given her.

I asked her, "Does it tell the time?"

My daughter looked at me and said, "No, you have to look at it."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit.

He explained, "I put my long life down to spending so much time outdoors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years."

"How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?" they asked.

"It's simple," he said. "When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made a solemn pledge. We agreed that whenever we had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take a long walk."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs.

The doctor asks him how do his pants fit?

The man replies, "Like a glove!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Fogtjas" |