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What Time Is It?
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The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Dad Bod
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I don’t have a “dad bod”...

I have a father figure.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Star Wars Characters
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

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CATEGORY Star Wars Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Clueless
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My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?"

"That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not home?"

A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I answered it to hear my husband saying, "Yeah, hi, honey. Uh…what should I feed Lily for lunch?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Denis" |